My Permanent Visa - Parte dois (2)

That is the line I have chosen to sum up my experience last Friday (August 12th) at the Brasilian Consulate in Chicago.  Let me try to lay out what happened in an orderly and understandable fashion.  This will prove to not be an entertaining post in any way, but an informative one to those who care to know.

To begin, if your situation is like mine (Me=American / Wife=Brasilian), then be sure to take her with you.  According to the Chicago website it makes it sound as if you can do this alone, but that is not true.  Luckily, we emailed the consulate ahead of time and they advised us that it would be wise for her to accompany me.  I will explain the reason for this later.

Now, for the document checklist that I listed in the first "Permanent Visa" post, it all turned out to be correct.  Everything that I listed was exactly what I needed to bring so there were no surprises there.  As for the "non-criminal record), the one from my local sheriffs department was just fine.  They just expect it to be on official letterhead and having it notarized by the county helps as well.  I point this out because several other Brasilian Consulate websites state that you need an official one from the FBI.  There is a procedure for this and it does cost money and time.  However, for some strange reason Chicago is fine with something local.  Mine was very simple to obtain.  I sent an email to the sheriff explaining what I needed.  He did the background check, typed something up on department letterhead, had it notarized, and had me come pick it up from him in person.  All in all that process took 24 hours.









Here is where the surprises came into play!

1.  $5.00 Authenticate my wifes "Carteira de Identidade"  (Brasilian ID Card)
2.  $20.00 Authenticate the "Compromisso de Manutencao"  (Authenticate my wife's signature)
3.  $10.00  Authenticate a copy of my American Passport, which THEY copy. 
4.  $5.00  Authenticate a copy of the Brasilian Marriage Certificate, which THEY copy. 

All of these things were not told to us ahead of time.  No websites mention needing to do the "authenticating" and also the price for each was different.  In my opinion this is the kind of messed up situation only a government can produce.  And to make things more difficult they only accept money orders from the United States Postal Service, which by the way has no office in the building of the consulate.  To save time I ran about 7 blocks to the post office while my wife stayed at the consulate as to hold our place in line.  Luckily, they accepted the documents and began the "authentication process while I was gone to get the money order.  Another thing they do not tell you is that you do not pay the $340 fee for the visa until you pick it up.  So, we have a money order for that just waiting here.

If you have never been to the consulate in Chicago before I can tell you that it is somewhat confusing to find.  But, as of this last visit I have some great news to report to those of you going for your first (or tenth) time.  It is easier to find now.  Gracing the front of the building is an enormous Marilyn Monroe statue.  I would estimate it at 60' tall.  It is of that famous picture of her where her skirt is blowing up.......  Just see the pictures..........

Lets wrap things up.  The consular said it would take about 1 month for me to recieve my permanent visa.  That is MUCH less than what the website states.  So I'm very excited about that.  The only stipulation for it to stay valid is to enter Brasil at least once a year on it, however that will be no problem since we will be living there.  I do find that that information clashes with that of the website though.  The website states that to keep it valid that the holder must not remain out of Brasil for no longer than 2 consecutive years.  Ehhh......whatever.

I would call this all good news.  My biggest fear was getting there and they would say we were missing documents!  That would be another COSTLY trip up to Chicago.  Gas, parking, taking a day off, food, etc......it all adds up.  Also, instead of having to go up there again to get the visa we can pay an extra $20 for convienence and send my passport with a pre-paid envelop to the consulate and they will mail it back.  This is much cheaper than making the trip again.

Cross your fingers........in a month I'll put a post with the visa in hand!

Brandon

Brasilian "Cafe da Manha" VS American "Breakfast"

These past few evenings I have come to the hard realization that writing a blog is tough!  I mean, how do I expect someone to use their valuable time to read something that I wrote if I don't really make it worth their time to actually read?  Well..........maybe I'm not accomplishing that goal, but let me assure you all that I AM TRYING!!  I expect this may be an easier thing to do after we finally move to Brasil.  Then,  I'll have new experiences to share.  Until then,  I will just have to do my best.

*Footnote*
*Yes,  even if you are reading this while stuck in the bathroom,  I still consider that time valuable.*

Anyways..........I have decided to do a comparison of what I consider to be the most enjoyable and important meal of the day.  Breakfast!  I, as many of you, expected breakfast around the world to be huge.  Its time to wake up and BREAK THE FAST!  Lets load up!  2 or 3 plates per person because lets face it,  there is no way it will fit on just one.  Let me tell you,  it is not in fact that way everywhere.  The reality of this was nothing unlike taking that breakfast frying pan and pounding me straight in the face with it.  The kind of hit that strikes your nose in such a way that your eyes tear up and you cant help but cry.  

                                                                             Lets start with the American breakfast.  

We order up some eggs, pancakes, toast, bagels, waffles, sausage, etc.....  We even throw steak in the mix every now and then.  Yeah, bring me some steak and eggs! And sausage.  And bacon.  Hell, schedule me and EKG for afterwards.  I don't care!  Actually this sounds a little bland.  Why don't you dump a gallon of gravy on everything and for Gods sake leave the salt shaker!  It's no wonder we need a nap after breakfast.  Sleep all night, wake up, eat like we are being prepared for the slaughterhouse, and then take a nap.  Even as I sit here and carve another notch in my belt,  I still have no sympathy for us Americans who complain about being overweight.  We even have a chain restaurant that dedicated its whole menu to bacon!  (actually a GREAT idea, but for the sake of my blog ill demonize it)

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Brasilian

Brasilian "Cafe da Manha" (breakfast) is much different.  It normally consists of some fruit, bread, maybe even on occasion a type of "grilled ham and chesse" sandwich.  They will take a piece of bread, throw a slice of ham and cheese on it, fold it over and heat it on a skillet.  Its actually quite good for breakfast.  I enjoyed it alot.  The bread isn't just plain.  You know, some raisin breads, white bread, cinnamon type bread with either a butter spread or cheese type spread.  There are fruit juices which are nice and some cafe (coffee) to drink.  To me it seemed to be rather light but in the end you wind up feeling satisfied.  You feel full, yet still able to go on about your day.

My first morning in Brasil I awoke and headed down to the table to expect the typical American type breakfast.  I had no idea it was any different!  What a shocker this was.  All I can say is thank goodness the Brasilians make up for lunch and dinner for what they lack in breakfast content!  Their cups used for drinking are also unlike ours.  They are always very small.  It does not matter for what beverage.  Whether it be juice, coffee, water, beer........they are always petite servings.  In a way I guess it does show a bit of class when compared to our American drinking ways.  Our coffee mugs have the capacity to hold enough caffeine that short of the government legalizing cocaine is the only way for us to function as usual.  Beer mugs, pop cups.........all large here!  Brasil...........nope!  Small.
I guess the big question is which one do I like better.  Well, which one do you like more, Brandon??  I can honestly say that I cant answer that.  The Brasilian way is so fun.  There are lots of small light food items to choose from.  The small cups of coffee are actually enjoyable to drink.  I really do like it.  However, yes there are times where I want the American breakfast.  Bring me my plates of proteins and carbs with a huge bottle of syrup and gravy to dump all over it!  Lets just hope to find a HEALTHY balance.......


Brandon

Potential Homes - Part 1

Wow that is huge!!!! 

*Factoid - Did you know that Brasil with the exception of Alaska is the same size as the United States?  Yeah..........its true!

With our destination within Brasil still unknown, I often wonder where exactly we will wind up. Being that my wife would like a job as a professor at a federal university, it gives some idea of where we could go but that exact answer wont come until next year.


My "Potential Homes" posts will each highlight a possible city that we may wind up in due solely to the fact that they have a federal university with possible career opportunities.. The first city I will feature today is Maringá which is located in the state of Parana. The university that could bring us there is Universidade Federal do Parana. This is in the south of Brasil (where we would like to be). Some facts about the city:


Maringá is a city in southern Brasil that was founded on May 10, 1947.

Maringá is the third largest city in the state of Parana.

The city has a population of 357,117

It is a regional centre of commerce, services, agro-industries, and universities.

Language lesson for Americans!  (In my best Mr.Rogers voice) Lets all learn how to pronounce Maringa, ok kids????

Ma  (like mama)

rin   (ummm......like the sound of a bell. Ding  Just without the "g"

ga    (as in that no talent hack who will probably rot in hell for all eternity "Lady Gaga")

Ma - Din - Ga

And now two videos to show the city.  One with pretty pictures (who doesnt like pretty pictures??) and one informative. 

                              
All in all I would have to give this city a thumbs up. Looks nice to me. Could the gringo survive there? Absolutely! At this point I cant say that it is at the top of my list but would not be a disappointment if we had to go there.

Next "Potential Homes" post: A cidade de Florianopolis. My favorite!

Boa Noite,

Brandon